Interview with Big Jon Russell

Jon Russell:
SORSN: Currently the Greenwaves are 4-0, are you surprised or did you have a feeling going into the season that this was a team capable of a lot of wins? Is there a particular team that you are looking forward to playing?

Jon: I thought that we were capable of winning a few games. I am not surprised at all that were winning though.

SORSN: Tells us about you baseball background?

Jon: I have played since about 5 I guess.

SORSN: In Monday’s game against Scott Co., you were playing 1st base and you stretched out to semi-splits to catch a throw from Tanner on a nice 6-3 out. Do you consider yourself a “flexible” person? Have you ever tried pilates? Yoga?

Jon: Yea, I am a very “flexible person”. No not really. But, when it comes to a close play at first I’ll try to stretch out for the OUT.

SORSN: Butthead and Cupcake had a weenie roast going on during the game. Is there any concern that a forest fire could break out? Is it a good idea for Butthead to be playing with matches? Would you eat one of Butthead’s weenies?

Jon: Yea, I was thinking fire. No, Butthead doesn’t need to be playing with matches. Yea, I would have eaten two or three of his weenies.

(You said it…I didn’t)

SORSN: Would you ever consider charging the mound if you got hit? If not, why? Are you chicken? Ya, that’s right, I called you a chicken! Come on, bring it. Sorry, didn’t mean it. I was just kidding. Your momma told me to.

Jon: Yea, I am a big chicken.

(Yea, what I thought..you don’t want any…just kidding, please don’t hurt me.)